Last night I went to the bi-monthly meeting of the Sussex Postcard club and bought this fantastic postcard for the princely sum of 50p.
I have to admit, it took me a minute or so to get it, but I actually laughed when my brain cells finally connected. I kept on thinking of kale or cabbage, which didn't fit.
There should be more vegetable based greetings - like the one above, or 'please turnip at my party - I'll make sure you're not the gooseberry', and 'lettuce make up and berry the hatchet'.
I'm sure you can think of better ones?